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Why Does Shroud of Turin Fail To Reveal Jesus' Penis ?



WTC,9/11:Why Does Shroud of Turin Dail To Reveal Jesus' Penis ?

 If only  U.S.Homeland Secuity's TSA and its Israeli employees' 'high tech' had been around then we'd now know Jesus exact penis size and probably have a 3 D image if his anal cavity even if they weren't quite up to
1980's  Seven Eleven video surveillance technology in 2001 to get a video of Egyptian Mohamed Atta and his Saudi,(NOT IRAQI!),pals waving good bye to Menachem Artzmon and the other the Israeli terrorists and money launderers of ICTS International  'guarding' Logan Airporr Boston that day on Septembber 11,2001 as they happily boarded flights 11 and 175 just  before crashing into the WTC in NYC........
But what truth can we expect from Zionist Pope Francis and his money laundering pedophile priests anyway when they still claim whirte European 'Jews' are 'Semites' and who is still in denial about his role in the rape and murder of pregnant Argentine women in collusion with the sadistic military officers whose dicks he sucked ?.Yes Pope Francis the blood of each woman drugged and dropped into the Atlantic by those sick murderers is on your hands.
The Vatican should turn over their  dirty lying pope to the Argentine government and ask the mother's of Argenina who lost their sons and daughters to decisde his fate.In fact it would still not undo the Catholic Church's his dirty deeds nor bring those poor pregnant women turned into baby machines for the wealthy and the military officers who so brutally torured and murdered them but it would not be too much to ask that all Catholic properties around the world be put on auction and the proceeds given to the  families of the victims of that holocaust.And NO white folks aren't 'Semites' Mr. Bergoglio AKA Pope Francis and those who you associate with must be Zionist monsters !



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Bergoglio also told the biographer that he often allowed people sought by the military to hide on church property. In testimony before an official tribunal in 2010, he said he was unaware of the military government’s worst excesses until after the fact. He specifically denied knowing that babies born to pregnant detainees were forcibly taken from their mothers and given to politically connected families for adoption — although there is evidence suggesting he did know about this practice...........

Children of the Dirty War - The New Yorker

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The New Yorker

Mar 19, 2012 - LETTER FROM ARGENTINA about the children of the disappeared. ...or even weeks, before the babies were taken from them and the mothers were ... with drugs and shove them from planes into the River Plate or the Atlantic. ... baby thefts arose partly from the military's collusion with sectors of the Catholic ..


War criminal and mass murderer Pope Francis'  own  Catholic Church provided the very land,El Silencio,(The Silence),where innocent Argentinians, particularly pregnant women,could be tortuted raped and murderered in silence'.I can see no reason why he is any better than Adolp'h ERichman except that Zionists love him for 
his silence as many thousands of Christians are slaughrtered by them in the Middle East and anyone who doesn't like it he labels as 'anti-Semitic'.Ha.:

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   14/3/2013 - The Catholic Church in Argentina realized that its behavior during that dark period was ... In El Silencio (“The Silence”), Verbitsky says that Bergoglio withdrew his ... we were very uncomfortable intruding in a religious building.

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   Oh Jesus save me! If Jesus saves, well, He'd better save Himself... Jethro Tull - Locomotive Breath ...

Oh father high in heaven,
smile down upon your son 
whose busy with his money games,
his women and his gun 
Oh Jesus save me! 
And the unsung Western hero killed an Indian or three 
and made his name in Hollywood 
to set the white man free 
Oh Jesus save me! 
If Jesus saves, well, He'd better save Himself 
from the gory glory seekers who use His name in death 
Oh Jesus save me!
If Jesus saves, well, He'd better save Himself 
from the gory glory seekers who use His name in death 
Oh Jesus save me!
I saw him in the city and on the mountains of the moon 
His cross was rather bloody
He could hardly roll His stone 
Oh Jesus save me!

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http://paranormal.about.com/od/religiousmysteriesmiracle/a/Why-The-Shroud-Of-Turin-Is-Fake.htm

Why the Shroud of Turin is Fake

By Stephen Wagner

A casual observation and a simple experiment can show that the shroud is quite probably a painting

I have my own theory for why the much-revered and highly controversial Shroud of Turin is not the burial cloth of Jesus - or anyone else for that matter. The most casual observation of the full shroud shows, in my opinion, that it is almost certainly the work of an artist.
Now I am not an expert in forensics, medieval art, or even the New Testaments, but I don't need to be for this particular theory. I just need to be a guy with an ordinary body, just as Jesus is thought to have been in life.
I made this observation many years ago, the first time I saw a photo of the shroud that shows the full length of the body. One of my first reactions was along the lines of, "Wow... Good thing his hands are covering his private area." It would certainly embarrass many people if the shroud revealed the full nakedness of the man they think is Jesus - privates and all. He was fully human during his lifetime, but we needn't see his genitals.
And I think that was exactly the artist's intention when he made this clever painting. Out of respect for person who many believe to be the Son of God and the Savior of all Mankind, the artist discreetly covered the genital area. Otherwise, the shroud - which might have been created as an intentional hoax - might not get the sought-after attention. An image showing the privates of Jesus probably would have been locked away in the Vatican a long time ago. (Pope Julius II grudgingly allowed Michelangelo to paint a naked Adam on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.)
AN EXPERIMENT TO TRY
I know what you're thinking: "That's just the way his body and arms were positioned when he was laid in his tomb."
I think not. And you can perform your own little experiment to demonstrate why not.
Lie on your back on a hard surface (such as the floor) as the figure is in the image, and just try to cover your privates with your hands. I am a person of average proportions and I had to stretch my arms with some effort to be able to barely cover them. Yet the figure in the shroud image seems to be accomplishing this with relaxed ease. The arms don't appear to be stretched out at all.
Now just relax your arms to the floor, like a corpse, and see where your relaxed hands cross on your body. For me, they don't cross at all. My fingertips barely cross around my navel - well above the private area. To be able to cross them at all in this position, I have to lift my arms somewhat off the floor, and they still to not reach the private area with any degree of relaxation. And no one is more relaxed than a corpse.
A tall man with very long arms might have a better chance of duplicating this image (hey, really tall guys out there, give it a try), but the figure on the shroud has been measured at 5 ft. 7 in. tall - about the height of an average man today.
Now unless the person in this image had disproportionately long arms, what we see is impossible. But not for the artist who painted the image with the proper respect for this revered man.
Could it be that the people who laid the body in the tomb purposely stretched out the body's arms to cover the genitals and somehow fastened them there before coving it with the shroud? Why would they do that? What would be the purpose? Answer: they wouldn't. And again, the arms do not look stretched out.
The legs also do not look relaxed like those of a dead body would be. Again, try it for yourself. In this highly relaxed state, the legs do not stay tightly together like those in the image; they naturally spread apart somewhat as the feet fall to either side. They would stay together if they were bound, but there seems to be no evidence of that in the image.

So just through observation and simple experimentation, I have to surmise that the Shroud of Turin is not an image miraculously created by the body of a crucified man, but an image painted by an artist who wanted to protect the modesty of his subject.

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Apr 30, 2013 - Pope Francis: Anti-Semitism contradicts Christianity ... Francis I, or Jorge Mario Bergoglio, of Argentina, 76, was elected in March as the leader ..

Note the sleazebag who pompously calls himself Pope Francis apparently doesn't even know what a 'Semite' is and incorrectly and in conspiracy with with Zionists who mass murder real Semites claims white Jews of European origen are the only Semites when in fact any fool should know by now European Jews aren't Semites at all !And that very lie is what caused the holocaust of 6 million Jews in WWII if in fact it occured in the first place.And we now know many European Jewish Zionists supported the Nazis as a means to create the Zionist state of Isra-hell in the first  

place !

Pope Francis in March 2013

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http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/2010/04/jesus_penis_is.php

via TowlerRoad

This is even more scandaloso than the rumors aboutLarry King and the wife's sister.

A fully erect crucifix in an Oklahomo--I mean Oklahoma--church is getting extreme reactions from parishioners (some of whom have become ex parishioners).

This thing puts the "erection" back in resurrection.

It proves that Christ may have been nailed, but honey, he could easily have nailed you too.

The man was HUNG!

But wait a minute! The church's Reverend swears that's not a penis at all, it's actually extended abs!

Hmm, maybe. But Jesus' six-pack sure looks like 8 

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In regards to the title below,'Was Jesus part Ape?',it would not be an insult to Jesus. if he ever existed, or any other human being.There are many reasons to believe that chimpanzees and other apes and monkeys  who are we are at present visiting a holocaust upon, are in fact superior to that dirty mass murdering ape, the homo sapien, who is spoiling not only his and her own nest but that of myriad other species.And in doing so we are bringing a holocaust upon ourselves.

http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?140348-Was-Jesus-part-Ape-Shroud-of-Turin-Story

Was Jesus part Ape? Shroud of Turin Story.

Let's look at this "Shroud of Turin"



Can we tell how big this mans Penis was based on this?

No. He is obviously covering his genital area with his Ape like arms.

NOW TRY THIS ...

Lie in bed and comfortably cover your genitals with your hands (as in picture above). Does this feel like a natural resting position? No.

Men did not have Ape like Arms 2000 years ago, so why is the bozo portrayed in "The Shroud of Turin" so deformed?



Painting shrouds can give the same effect with xray tech, etc.

so .....

If you can comfortably lie in that position then you are a freak, but if you cannot then here is a valid reason for dismissing this ancient PAINTING as debunked.

Simple.

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http://www.skepdic.com/shroud.html

The "shroud" of Turin is a woven cloth about 14 feet long and 3.5 feet wide with an image of a man on it. Actually, it has two images, one frontal and one rear, with the heads meeting in the middle. It has been noted that if the shroud were really wrapped over a body there should be a space where the two heads meet. It has also been noted that there is a space where the front and back of the head meet, and that what appears to be the outline of the back of the head is a water stain. Some have noted that the head is 5% too large for its body, the nose is disproportionate, and the arms are too long. Others deny these claims. In any case, the image is believed by many to be a negative image of the crucified Jesus and the shroud is believed to be his burial shroud. Most skeptics think the image is not a burial shroud, but a painting and a pious hoax. The shroud is kept in the cathedral of St. John the Baptist in Turin, Italy.

Apparently, the first historical mention of the shroud as the "shroud of Turin" is in the late 16th century when it was brought to the cathedral in that city, though it was allegedly discovered in Turkey during one of the so-called "Holy" Crusades in the so-called "Middle" Ages. In 1988, the Vatican allowed the shroud to be dated by three independent sources--Oxford University, the University of Arizona, and the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology--and each of them dated the cloth as originating in medieval times, around 1350....................

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http://www.shroud.com/bar.htm

Debunking The Shroud: Made by Human Hands

(Editor's Note: I am very pleased to make this collection of articles and letters available on this website and wish to thank the following organizations and individuals for granting permission to reprint their materials: the Biblical Archaeology Society and Bridget Young, its Executive Director, Gary Vikan, Walter C. McCrone, Prof. Daniel Scavone, Prof. Karlheinz Dietz, John Markwardt, Mario Latendresse, Rev. Albert Dreisbach, Mark Guscin, Joseph Marino, Emanuela Marinelli, Gino Zaninotto, Dr. Stephen Mattingly and Dr. Alan Whanger). I would also like to thank Dr. Guillermo Gonzalez for sending me the issue of BAR with the Shroud article last November and encouraging me to act on it.

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Click on the links below to go directly to the section of your choice or scroll down the page in the usual manner.

Table of Contents:

Debunking The Shroud: Made by Human Hands by Gary Vikan - Original Article reprinted from Biblical Archaeology Review

The Shroud Painting Explained by Walter C. McCrone - Sidebar to Original Article

Letters to the Editor - Reader responses published by Biblical Archaeology Review

Deconstructing the "Debunking" of the Shroud by Daniel Scavone and an international group of researchers - Previously unpublished responses to the article

Comments on the Radiocarbon Dating of the Turin Shroud by Dr. Stephen Mattingly - Previously unpublished response to the article

"A Letter to Hershel Shanks, Editor of BAR" by Dr. Alan Whanger - Previously unpublished response to the article

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        Jethro Tull - My God

        
        
        People what have you done: 
        locked Him in His golden cage, 
        golden cage. 
        Made Him bend to your religion 
        Him resurrected from the grave, 
        from the grave. 
        He is the god of nothing 
        if that's all that you can see. 
        You are the god of everything 
        He's inside you and me. 
        
        So lean upon Him gently 
        and don't call on Him to save 
        you from your social graces 
        and the sins you used to waive,
        used to waive.
        The bloody Church of England 
        in chains of history 
        requests your earthly presence at 
        the vicarage for tea. 
        
        And the graven image you-know-who 
        with His plastic crucifix 
        he's got him fixed 
        confuses me as to who and where and why 
        as to how he gets his kicks,
        he gets his kicks. 
        Confessing to the endless sin 
        the endless whining sounds. 
        You'll be praying till next Thursday to 
        all the gods that you can count.
        
        
        
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        Jethro Tull - Wind Up 

        
        When I was young and they packed me off to school
        and taught me how not to play the game,
        I didn't mind if they groomed me for success,
        or if they said that I was just a fool
        So I left there in the morning
        with their God tucked underneath my arm
        their half-assed smiles and the book of rules
        So I asked this God a question
        and by way of firm reply,
        He said I'm not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays
        So to my old headmaster (and to anyone who cares):
        before I'm through I'd like to say my prayers
        I don't believe you:
        you had the whole damn thing all wrong
        He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays
        Well you can excomunicate me on my way to Sunday school
        and have all the bishops harmonize these lines
        how do you dare tell me that I'm my Father's son
        when that was just an accident of Birth
        I'd rather look around me compose a better song
        `cos that's the honest measure of my worth
        In your pomp and all your glory you're a poorer man than me,
        as you lick the boots of death born out of fear.
        When I was young and they packed me off to school
        and taught me how not to play the game,
        I didn't mind if they groomed me for success,
        or if they said that I was just a fool
        So I left there in the morning
        with their God tucked underneath my arm
        their half-assed smiles and the book of rules
        Well you can excomunicate me on my way to Sunday school
        and have all the bishops harmonize these lines
        When I was young and they packed me off to school
        and taught me how not to play the game,
        I didn't mind if they groomed me for success,
        or if they said that I was just a fool
        So to my old headmaster (and to anyone who cares):
        before I'm through I'd like to say my prayers
        Well you can excomunicate me on my way to Sunday school
        and have all the bishops harmonize these lines
        I don't believe you:
        you had the whole damn thing all wrong
        He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays